“I ONCE DREAMED THAT I WAS ASLEEP, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP, I REALISED I WASN’T!”
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“I ONCE DREAMED THAT I WAS ASLEEP, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP, I REALISED I WASN’T!”
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“LIKE A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS, I WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE SUFFICIENT STRUCTURAL SUPPORT TO NOT CRUMBLE HELPLESSLY AND BE WASHED DOWNSTREAM.”
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“I HAVE A PURPLE STAIN ON MY SLEEVE FROM CHOPPING VEGETABLES THE OTHER DAY. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FREAKED OUT BY MY MARK OF THE BEETS.”
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“I SWUNG WITH ALL MY MIGHT AND TO MY GREAT SURPRISE I HIT A HOMER! “DO’H!” HE GROANED, AS HE CRUMPLED TO THE GROUND.”
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“DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH? A TAXIDERMIST FILLING OUT TAX FORMS IN A TAXI. GET YOURSELF AN ACCOUNTANT, MAN!”
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“I REALISED I’D BEEN MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL. THE MOLE FAMILY, IN PARTICULAR, WAS NOT AMUSED.”
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“KING MIDAS REACHED FOR THE TOILET PAPER AND THEN PAUSED, SUDDENLY REALISING THE STICKY PREDICAMENT HE FOUND HIMSELF IN.”
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“CAN YOU PICTURE A WORLD WHERE LIONS AND TIGERS WEAR CROCS? OH MY!”
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“I THINK A FUN JOB TO DO WOULD BE TO BECOME A BALLOT DANCER, COS WHEN I COME TO COLLECT YOUR VOTE YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO BE THROWING IN A PIROUETTE RIGHT THERE.”
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“I WAS ASKED TO STOP SHOUTING “MARCO!” COS IT WAS STARTING TO SPOOK THE HORSES.”
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