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“IF I’M EVER FORCED TO WALK THE PLANK, I THINK I’LL PAUSE FOR A MOMENT, THEN SUDDENLY RUN SCREAMING EXCITEDLY AND JUMP AS HIGH AS I CAN AND DO A BOMB INTO THE OCEAN AND THEN WHEN I COME TO THE SURFACE I’LL WHIP OUT SOME OF MY SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING MOVES TO TRY AND SPOIL THEIR SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE WHOLE THING.”

[BRETT ANDY]

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