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awkward

“KING MIDAS REACHED FOR THE TOILET PAPER AND THEN PAUSED, SUDDENLY REALISING THE PREDICAMENT HE WAS IN.”

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picture

“CAN YOU PICTURE A WORLD WHERE LIONS AND TIGERS WEAR CROCS? OH MY!”

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dancing

“I THINK A FUN JOB TO DO WOULD BE TO BECOME A BALLOT DANCER, COS WHEN I COME TO COLLECT YOUR VOTE YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO BE THROWING IN A PIROUETTE RIGHT THERE.”

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polo

“I WAS ASKED TO STOP SHOUTING “MARCO!” COS IT WAS STARTING TO SPOOK THE HORSES.”

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mime

“WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO GROW UP TO BE A MIME ARTIST. BUT I HAD TO GIVE IT UP, BECAUSE I JUST STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO PAINT THOSE INVISIBLE ROPES AND BOXES.”

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poverty

“THIS ‘WAR ON POVERTY’ IDEA SEEMS A LITTLE UNFAIR AS THE POOR DON’T REALLY HAVE GOOD ACCESS  TO DECENT WEAPON TECHNOLOGY.”

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dawn

“I HAD WAITED UP ALL NIGHT TO SEE THIS SUPPOSED “MAGICAL SUNRISE”, BUT HOUR AFTER HOUR, I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND WHERE THE SUN WAS HIDING. THEN SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON ME.”

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carriage

“NICE GIRL,” THOUGHT PRINCE CHARMING TO HIMSELF, AS THEY DANCED CHEEK TO CHEEK, “BUT KINDA SMELLS LIKE PUMPKIN!”

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fall

“AS SPRING CONTINUED TO PROGRESS SOMEWHAT MEDIOCRELY, HUMPTY DUMPTY REMINISCED ABOUT THE GREAT FALL HE’D HAD JUST MONTHS AGO.”

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new

“I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THE GNU FAMILY CELEBRATES ON JANUARY FIRST?”

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