homer
“I SWUNG WITH ALL MY MIGHT AND TO MY GREAT SURPRISE I HIT A HOMER! “DOH!” HE GROANED, AS HE CRUMPLED TO THE GROUND.”
[BRETT ANDY]
pitch
“AS I PITCHED MY TENT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, ‘THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDEST GAMES OF BASEBALL I HAVE EVER PLAYED’.”
[BRETT ANDY]