deep, random, humourous thoughts from the mind of the fish

Posts tagged “deep thoughts

glass

picture by timothy van de venter

‘People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t.’ [Brett Andy]


carriage

by timothy van de venter

 

 

 

 

 

‘I would imagine a horse drawn carriage would be a really ugly thing. For starters, it must be almost impossible to grip a pencil with hooves. Plus there is all that fine detail around the edges to consider.’ [Brett Andy]

 


eyes

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I would suggest that if you saw something in the sky and thought it was a bird and then later changed your mind into thinking it was a plane, but then found out it was actually a flying man, that a visit to the optometrist would not be the worst use of your time.’ [Brett Andy]

 

 

 


envy

sunsetandy

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I wish I had the balls to do that, I thought, as I enviously watched the juggler.”

[Brett Andy]


water polo

“I’VE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF WATER POLO. I THINK IT’S THE CRUELTY TO THE HORSES THAT GETS TO ME.”

[BRETT ANDY]