carriage
‘I would imagine a horse drawn carriage would be a really ugly thing. For starters, it must be almost impossible to grip a pencil with hooves. Plus there is all that fine detail around the edges to consider.’ [Brett Andy]
eyes
I would suggest that if you saw something in the sky and thought it was a bird and then later changed your mind into thinking it was a plane, but then found out it was actually a flying man, that a visit to the optometrist would not be the worst use of your time.’ [Brett Andy]
envy
“I wish I had the balls to do that, I thought, as I enviously watched the juggler.”
[Brett Andy]
water polo
“I’VE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF WATER POLO. I THINK IT’S THE CRUELTY TO THE HORSES THAT GETS TO ME.”
[BRETT ANDY]
Brett Andy 