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Posts tagged “dog

dog

“THE TAXIDERMIST’S DOG SEEMED TO HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE. HE WOULD EAT AND EAT AND NEVER SEEM TO BE GETTING ENOUGH. THEN ONE DAY HE WAS STUFFED.”

[BRETT ANDY]


well

“SHE BARKED TWICE, FOLLOWING IT WITH A LOW GUTTERAL GROWL. “OH NO!” I THOUGHT, “TIMMY HAS FALLEN INTO THE WELL.”

[BRETT ANDY]