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carriage

by timothy van de venter

 

 

 

 

 

‘I would imagine a horse drawn carriage would be a really ugly thing. For starters, it must be almost impossible to grip a pencil with hooves. Plus there is all that fine detail around the edges to consider.’ [Brett Andy]

 


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pic by timothy van de venter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘Do you think if minutes were edible, they’d taste good enough
that we’d want to go back for seconds?’
[Brett Andy]


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“I wish I had the balls to do that, I thought, as I enviously watched the juggler.”

[Brett Andy]


follow

“I WAS WALKING DOWN A DARK ALLEY THE OTHER DAY UPDATING MY TWITTER WHEN I NOTICED SOMEONE HAD JUST STARTED FOLLOWING ME.”

[BRETT ANDY]

 

 


tack

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME LAUGH? A TAXIDERMIST FILLING OUT TAX FORMS IN A TAXI. GET YOURSELF AN ACCOUNTANT, MAN!”

[BRETT ANDY]


slide

“I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE AT THE PARK BUT THEN I FROZE BECAUSE IT FELT SO HIGH. ALL THE KIDS WERE GATHERED NEAR THE BOTTOM AND STARTED SHOUTING, “SLIDE! SLIDE! SLIDE!” AFTER A WHILE, MY MOM SUGGESTED THAT I TURN AROUND AND CLIMB DOWN AND THAT IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. BUT I COULDN’T! IT HAD TAKEN ME TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS TO HAVE THE GUTS TO CLIMB THIS THING. NO WAY I WAS GIVING UP NOW!”

[BRETT ANDY]


water polo

“I’VE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF WATER POLO. I THINK IT’S THE CRUELTY TO THE HORSES THAT GETS TO ME.”

[BRETT ANDY]