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Posts tagged “mime

mime

“WHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO GROW UP TO BE A MIME ARTIST. BUT I HAD TO GIVE IT UP, BECAUSE I JUST STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO PAINT THOSE INVISIBLE ROPES AND BOXES.”

[BRETT ANDY]


charades

“I DON’T THINK THERE CAN BE ANYTHING SADDER THAN WATCHING A MIME STRUGGLE AT CHARADES. THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE, MAN!”

[BRETT ANDY]



tree

“IF A TREE IN A FOREST FALLS ON A DUCK, DOES THE SOUND IT MAKES ECHO?”

[BRETT ANDY]



mime

“I THINK A GREAT HORROR MOVIE WOULD BE ONE WHERE A KILLER IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN A MIME COLLEGE. COS SCREAM IF YOU WANT, LITTLE FELLER, BUT REMEMBER THAT IF YOU DO, YOU’LL FAIL INSTANTLY AND HAVE TO REPEAT THE WHOLE YEAR AGAIN AND ARE THE EXHORBITANT SCHOOL FEES REALLY WORTH IT?”

[BRETT ANDY]