deep, random, humourous thoughts from the mind of the fish

Posts tagged “old people

grammar

“I HAVE LEARNT IN LIFE THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE ELSE’S GRAMMAR…

BECAUSE SHE MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE A REALLY SCARY LADY AND COME AND BEAT YOU DOWN WITH HER STICK.”

[BRETT ANDY]

 

 


ovens

“I THINK THE STORY OF HANSEL AND GRETEL TEACHES US THAT IT’S OKAY TO PUSH OLD PEOPLE INTO OVENS, BUT ONLY IF THEY FIRST TRIED TO EAT YOU.”

[BRETT ANDY]